How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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