are you so shy because you have an std?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
