That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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