sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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