You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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