Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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