Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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