We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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