I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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