ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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