What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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