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y did u give ur computer a hand job?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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