You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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