Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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