It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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