try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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