have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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