I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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