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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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