dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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