I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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