Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
