Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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