I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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