Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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