My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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