Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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