If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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