He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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