I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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