Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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