thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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