like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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