We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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