if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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