all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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