That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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