I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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