Please, let me fuck your mom
You're earring is so big in my mouth
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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