so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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