if i can run in heels then i can drive
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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