You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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