That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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