so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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