he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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