My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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