so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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