your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My cat gives me a boner
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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