Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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