i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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