Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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