im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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