physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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