After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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