so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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