i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I forget how to act sober
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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