Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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