Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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